Borrow My Pen

Do you hate lending out your pens, only to have them disappear forever? Next time someone asks to borrow your pen, give them one of these! The sick minds at Fred have taken it one step too far with this subversive collection of immortal advertising keepsakes. With ads like “Stuffed with Love Taxidermy: No Pet Too Small – Give Us a Call”, these pens are guaranteed to leave an impression.