Be (or give as a gift to the want-to-be) the Fart Master with this bundle – a book for fart wisdom, socks for showing others your status, and a small putty for trying to conceal the evidence.
The Fart Tootorial book is loaded with interesting information, from the history of farts to different types of flatulence (“Much like fingerprints, no two farts smell or sound alike). Also features best fart techniques, defenses, and pranks. The Fart Tootorial will make any reader a master of the gas we pass.
OK, so most guys tend to take pride in their farting abilities. (Yeah, we know not *all* men.) These funny President of the Local GAS Company men’s socks are perfect for that guy who takes the pride to the executive level. Pull on these socks and sit down with a big bowl of chili! Men’s shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 3% spandex.
Keep your hands busy while the other end is active, or pop it at just the right time . . . Aaron’s Thinking Putty is the answer. Color of putty may vary in the bundle.